Aging White Female seeks Mule…
…to haul my fat butt back and forth to the post office, bank and grocery. Occasionally to various schools to drop off children who overslept or to pick up sick children. Possibly to pull a plow for a small garden with which to feed my family when we cant afford the groceries either.
Experience/Skills: No special skills required, but must have four sturdy legs and be capable of carrying WIDE loads. Overweight signage and flags will be provided.
Rate of pay: None (sorry – times are tough)
Benefits: Your fill of luscious, tall grass (subject to change dependant on weather), two goofy dogs with whom to romp and play, a family to love you, talk & sing to you and brush you, shelter from rain, a beautiful view, and never ending chaos to amuse and entertain you.
All interested please apply within.
(POOR BABY!)
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You are too funny! I am going to have to send you a booster…I have just the right one for you!
Hold on…help is on the way!
LOL
Lol, love this!
LOL…that’s hysterical! Let me know if you find one…I may be in the market!
Thanks, needed to laugh this morning!
And grass is like pay, as in “will work for food”